Happy Hallowe'en, Oppo

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10/31/2018 at 17:35 • Filed to: None

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Y’all be safe trick or treating tonight. My boys have decided they don’t want to go this year. So we’ll just be sitting home and handing out candy.

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This New Yorker cover from 2009 is so spot on. What also bugs me are the parents who drive slowly down the street while their kids trick or treat. Just get out of the car and walk with your kids, you lazy schmucks.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 17:44

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Spot. On.


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 17:55

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You’re right.

Now, back to work on your planelopnik column, you lazy schmuck ! ;-)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Darkbrador
10/31/2018 at 17:56

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Hey, I’m almost three  weeks ahead on those! 


Kinja'd!!! Darkbrador > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 17:57

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(i t’s one of the main reasons I check Oppo)


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 18:02

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That New Yorker cover is sad... I work swing shift and I’m taking a half day so I can take my kiddo trick or treating. Gotta savor the time with the kiddos- put the damn phones down.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 18:03

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People drive down the street while watching the kids?

No doubt these lazy idiots are also not watching the road - not a great day for that. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Darkbrador
10/31/2018 at 18:03

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Thanks! I’ve got a neat little post coming tomorrow at 12:35 ET.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 18:07

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People still trick or treat?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > LongbowMkII
10/31/2018 at 18:11

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Yes, yes they do.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > WilliamsSW
10/31/2018 at 18:12

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We also get groups of families that drive into our neighborhood and park/party on a corner while their kids ToT. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 18:15

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Hey - what’s Halloween without a little drinkin’ & drivin?

Ugh.


Kinja'd!!! LastFirstMI is my name > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 18:16

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When I left my older kids in charge of handing out candy:

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Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > LongbowMkII
10/31/2018 at 18:18

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Some of them are even humans


Kinja'd!!! Matt Nichelson > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 19:16

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What’s really sad is that New Yorker cover  is from 9 years ago. It's only gotten worse since then.


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 19:17

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At lanta has that beat. The kids here ride in the car too. So the whole family drives around and then the kids pile out. They'll do this as they go house to house. It's kind of sad.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > ttyymmnn
10/31/2018 at 19:27

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the condo complex I live in is mainly older people; I don’t think I’ve seen hardly any kids around here since I moved in three years ago, so Halloween just isn’t a thing. 


Kinja'd!!! So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > WilliamsSW
11/01/2018 at 11:01

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I had one guy come by years ago and he was puttering down the street with the kids sitting on the hood of his Caprice. He would stop, kids would jump off and go to a house, then back on and down the street to the next. 


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > ttyymmnn
11/01/2018 at 12:46

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I fucking hate those people that drive slowly and “watch” their kids


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > CaptDale - is secretly British
11/01/2018 at 12:47

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I do too, but it was raining last night, so I’ll give them a pass. This time.


Kinja'd!!! user314 > ttyymmnn
11/01/2018 at 12:59

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T hat first Halloween the kids don’t go out hurts, doesn’t it?

My sister took her two down one street and back last night; the two year old had a blast, though her three week old slept most of the way...


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > ttyymmnn
11/01/2018 at 13:16

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It was clear skies and very warm here, so they get no pass anywhere! Plus the kids were fucking walking so they can too. It is called and umbrella 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > CaptDale - is secretly British
11/01/2018 at 13:18

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We had plenty of parents with umbrellas too.